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*LOOKS AT A COOKIE*
Brain: “Yo, walk away. You've had like, at least twelve cookies just now. ”Face: “Put that in me. ”Belly: “There's room in here for more, just let out your pant button real quick. ”Moobs (Man Boobs): “How saggy do you want your nipples to get? ”Taste Buds: “Floor. I want my fucking nipples on the floor.” -
LOL GO AWAY
Yo, I totally didn’t even mind you never calling me after our third date. Because you are a sloppy kisser and made my face wet. The three week later booty call though? LOL. Go away.
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Where the hell is this Pokemon STORE? Must go yesterday.
(Source: someuglyblogger, via king-of-no-identity)
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MUSIC IS SEX.
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This is exactly what I’ll do then. Who wants to be my star?
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I actually fell to the floor when I read this.
(via weedandcreativity)
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Fantasy To Do List.
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Pen + Paper
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(Source: cvhcvh)
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Did you know Lucy Lui was my first, and only major celeb crush when I was young? Infatuated.
(Source: listgrrrl, via ihavefatparents)
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If ANYONE is going to play Elizabeth Taylor in a movie, it should be Elizabeth Olsen…
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Titanic 3D Screening :) heart, prepare to be flooded with emotion. (Taken with instagram)
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VALENTINE’S DAY BY THE #’S
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GPOY: LE SICK IN BED.
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AS IF A PICTURE EVEN EXISTS WITH THIS MANY LEGENDS IN IT.
(Source: jodema, via serafinadellerose)
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