*LOOKS AT A COOKIE*

  • Brain: Yo, walk away. You've had like, at least twelve cookies just now.
  • Face: Put that in me.
  • Belly: There's room in here for more, just let out your pant button real quick.
  • Moobs (Man Boobs): How saggy do you want your nipples to get?
  • Taste Buds: Floor. I want my fucking nipples on the floor.
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